The truth is…the truth is I have met the right person. Only he’s not in love with me and until I stop loving him no one else stands a chance.
This is hilarious and exactly how I would react to all that occured.
i got there and my boss is like “oh yeah, you’re only allowed to drink water in the back, you can’t have coffee because something something students i don’t know” and i’m like “really wait are you joking? are you fucking kidding? are we living in a goddamn police state? i am supposed to be AWAKE…
omg yes.
Staying home on a Friday night to watch Breaking Bad on DVD is cool, right? RIGHT?!?!
THE DUKE ABIDES.
Someday, someone will walk into your life & make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.
(via millys)
